SMBC Theater – Slippery Slope

by on August 28, 2010


Pastor Rick explains how it would go if gay marriage were legalized. www.smbc-theater.com Executive Producers James Ashby, Zach Weiner, Marty Weiner Produced By: Angel Askins Written by: Zach Weiner and James Ashby Directed and edited by: Jason Axinn Color by: Chason Chaffin Starring: Preacher: Jon Brence Student: Alex Oliver Dog guy: JP Nickel Kid guy: Zach Weiner Kid: Kyle Kazarian Corpse guy: James Ashby Corpse: Chason Chaffin

    { 25 comments… read them below or add one }

    rllybites August 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Why is it all the various christians can agree on making gay marriage illegal but they can’t even all agree on one standard Jesus?

    Hunter1234561 August 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    @IamDrizzle thank you captain obvious

    IamDrizzle August 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    definately sarcastic. It is just pointing out how dumb the “slippery slope” thing is. Also you can tell when the girl says “cant we use our own judgment?” the way she says it especially

    Totema1 August 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    “…No.”
    *doorknob turns*
    *Jon has an asthma attack*

    Rhademanthus August 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Alex is one of my favorite cast members solely for her last line in this.

    Saltheigh August 28, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    it’s gateway marriage… heh

    Ariesxe August 28, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    @Pyro627 is this sarcastic or not? I can’t really tell.

    Rikoshima August 28, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    legalize gay marriage, touch him on the penis

    Pyro627 August 28, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Is this satirical or not? I can’t really tell.

    sent5blues August 28, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    Pastor Rick, as in Pastor Rick warren?

    tobi944 August 28, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    @Theycallmetomu
    Oh, that won’t be a problem, because I slaughtered all the other moles in the area. She has no other choice and animals cannot fight against their instincts.
    MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!! XD I’m totally gonna score!

    Theycallmetomu August 28, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Pfft. Good luck getting said mole to accept your proposal. I hear moles are really pick with their mates.

    gurkenhamster August 28, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    in my opinion, gay marriage should be legal. i don´t think, that you need to be married if you love each other, but if someone wants to, he should have the chance

    tobi944 August 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Our new archbishop is for gay marriage!
    Slippery Slope in sight in Finland! I can finally marry that mole that’s been living under my yard since last summer! Ah… The happiness….

    ClifftonBeach August 28, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    detecting butthurt in this comments section

    seanomoric August 28, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    @Squeejee09

    It’s not really the priest telling you what you already know so much as having your spouse afforded certain rights that would otherwise not be given.

    cthulhumancer August 28, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    From 0:32 on I was dying with laughter. :D

    TheMinxTail August 28, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Are you gonna have SEX with him?

    Ha! I should think so.

    Epic.

    Squeejee09 August 29, 2010 at 12:02 am

    The ending was the best!

    We should just make mariagge illegal. After all, if you’re goin to be with someone your whole life, do you really need a priest to tell you what you already know?

    jogiff August 29, 2010 at 12:55 am

    There is some validity to this argument. Single racial marriages led to multiracial marriages. Now multiracial marriages are being used to justify gay marriage.

    We need to just nip this in the bud and make all marriage illegal.

    But seriously, I do believe that marriage shouldn’t have anything to do with the gvmt. Civil Unions for: polygamists, homosexuals, and straights. But not for old people, that’d be gross.

    SqueakyReaper August 29, 2010 at 1:00 am

    Alright, the ending… was great. That made the whole silly dance worth it. XD

    part2themovie August 29, 2010 at 1:41 am

    the slippery slope prevents gay men from petting or weeding
    because some ass is gonna stick a flag up his rectum
    secede from his scrotum
    of course with his God’s blessings

    realdinglenutz August 29, 2010 at 2:01 am

    My but that is PATHETIC!

    The video, the argument, AND the boneheaded idea of gay marriage.

    salvo711 August 29, 2010 at 2:31 am

    That actor did brilliantly. His expression when the doors open is hilarious. I seriously lol’d.

    MikeSynonymous August 29, 2010 at 2:44 am

    So that’s why Gay Marriage can never be legalised! The Slippery Slope! I get it, it all makes so much sense now! But what if some of us DO want to marry Sea Otter?

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